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世界宗教寻异

时间:2007-4-27栏目:英语论文

世界宗教寻异

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens."
儒教:孔子曰:“正在屙屎。”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really is not shit!.
佛教:如果屙狗屎了,(相信我)那不是狗屎!
Zen: Shit only happens when it does not happen.
禅宗:屙狗屎只有在没有可能时,才能屙出来。
Hinduism: This shit happened before (and it will happen again).
印度教:很早以前就屙过狗屎(并且还会再屙)
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
伊斯兰教:如果屙狗屎了,这是阿拉的旨意。
Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else.
新教:让另外的伙计与屙狗屎吧。
Catholic: If shit happens, you deserve it!
天主教:就算屙了狗屎,你也要接收它!
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
犹太教:(天啦)为什么我们老是屙狗屎?
Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason.
无神论:没有明显的证据表明会屙出狗屎来。
Agnosticism: I think shit happens.
不可知论:我想屙狗屎。
Baptist: I BELIEVE shit happens! (Amen)
沁信会教:我相信会屙出狗屎的!(阿门)
Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens.
耶和华目击者:让我们进去,我们就会告诉你为什么(你)会屙狗屎。
Scientologist: Feces occurs.
科学:狗粪便受力后,挤出来了。
Hare Krishna: ShithappensShithappensShithappens.
印度野兔教:屙狗屎屙狗屎屙狗屎。
Existentialism: I shit therefore I am. (Defeco ergo sum)
存在主义:我屎故我在。(……※◎!~)
New Age Religion: Shit came to me in a vision.
新世纪宗教:在幻觉中,狗屎向我们走来。
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
塔法里教:点燃这狗屎,我们吸它的烟。
Paganism: If you send shit out into the world,it will return to you
threefold.
异教:如果你在世上屙出狗屎,你就会遇到三倍的狗屎。
Mormons: If shit happens, the Church gets 10%.
摩门教:如果(你)屙有狗屎,教堂拥有10%。
Stoics: This shit doesn't bother me.
苦行主义者:狗屎不会妨碍我。
Hedonists: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
乐观者:没有比屙狗屎再好的了。
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
耶和华目击者:敲一敲(gang门),就会屙出狗屎。
Atheism: No shit.
无神论:没有狗屎一说。
New Life Christian: Pay us money or shit will happen.
新生活基督教:给我们钱,否则会屙狗屎。
Quantum Physics: The probability that shit will happen is...
量子物理:屙出狗屎的概率是……
Quantum Physics 2: Shit is a wave AND a particle!
量子物理II:狗屎是波和粒子!
Branch Davidianism: David Koresh: I am the shit!
分支教?:大为·克瑞熙:我就是狗屎!
Occultism: I see shit happening in your future.
神秘主义:我看到你在未来屙狗屎。
Bahaiism: Same shit, different pile.
巴哈教:同样的狗屎,不同的屎条。



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