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Top 10 Funny Store Signs

时间:2007-6-12栏目:大学英语作文

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

銆銆涓瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀锛?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠惉鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛?

銆銆2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

銆銆閰掑簵闂ㄥ锛?甯府蹇欙紒鎴戜滑缂哄皯甯镐綇灏忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒?

銆銆3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

銆銆鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂锛?涓変釜涓杞紒鎴戜滑瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋绗笁涓帹閿鍛橈紒娉細绗簩涓垰鍒氱寮銆?

銆銆4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

銆銆鍏藉尰鐨勫欒瘖鍐咃細"绋嶅?鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒姩锛?

銆銆5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

銆銆鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻佹潵閽炵エ锛屾垜浠細寰堥珮鍏达紱濡傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灏变細琚柇鐢点?

銆銆6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

銆銆鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細"鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓洿蹇殑瀛楄妭銆?

銆銆7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

銆銆椁愰姗辩獥锛?鍒タ鐫鑲氬瓙鍌诲憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝杩涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ锛?

銆銆8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

銆銆鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤锛屾垜浠渶瑕佸惧惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般?

銆銆9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

銆銆鍦ㄥ鍦扮殑鍓嶉櫌锛?寮杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫浣犵殑銆?

銆銆10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

銆銆鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿佹槸鐢变笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑锛屽彉鑱槑鏄敱鑷繁鎺у埗鐨勩?  

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